I became trans bc someone misgendered me and I was too awkward to correct them
They invented more genders and somebody had to take them
I tried on a bra as a joke and couldn’t figure out how to take it off.
Let me guess: You also use
vim?Type :3 to exit
Ohhh… I was trying
(setq bra-hook nil)Pshh everyone knows you can toggle metamorphesis with
C-x M-c M-butterfly
First I wanted to ask why you didn’t use scissors, but then I remembered how expensive those things are.
Scissoring isn’t real
I gave my gender to my (now) brother. His old one was broken, and it’s not like I need one anyway.
The gay frogs in the water supply
I got Max level on the first go around and decided to prestige.
I fell asleep listening to ASMR, and “ASMR that turns you into a girl” was somewhere in the queue
Put on a pair of programmer socks. In a venom-esque fashion they brought out my gayest and most feminine urges while refusing to let me take them off.
Witch dropped me into bucket full of estrogen.
Where can I find this witch :3
my ass was just becoming way too big to fit “normal” male standards tbh
I wanted to be gay but didn’t want to date men
based, but wrong answers only ;3
similarly “my five favorite grandfathers are gay, and i always looked up to them and admired them, and my wife is really hot, so i figured why not?”
Damn, leave some grandpas for the rest of us
no my polyamorous gay grandpas were the best. i got to grow up thinking that kind of love and sharing was normal.
I was making garlic bread when I accidentally dropped my gender on the floor, and I haven’t seen it since. I think it rolled somewhere under the fridge
Removed by mod
What are my pronouns? Yes.
Ate my twin in the womb. (Not actually entirely wrong in my case)
Hey, wrong answers only!
Killing your twin in the womb doesn’t make you trans, it makes you a highlander.
It does when his Kuato-ass sry gene with my mom’s PCOS fucked me up 😘
PUNK ROCK
I doubt there’s a better reason tbh
