Chewy is kinda like donkey at a very very high level.
If that’s what you’re getting from your high level, I want what you’re smoking.
Great, now I’m visualizing Chewy romancing the Sarlac.
“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!”
That’s why Shrek is so sexy.
Shrexy
Yep, and Kermit too.
Wait, maybe I just like green things. Say, does anyone else think that brussel sprouts are erotic and sensual? Anybody!?!!
Fuck you.
It’s a sturdy-yeoman costume
STRIKE!
They have way different pants and shoes, though. So it’s more 50/50. Also pretty sure in the details, their shirts and vests are completely different styles.
Ok, so, since Star Wars came out first, the creators of Shrek just ripped off Han’s costume design.
Shrek is erotic Star Wars fanfic where Jabba wears Han’s skin
So you’re saying I could go to Disneyland and get the Shrek Solo costume? Or rather, Disney can get a deal on a double order of vests and label them separately for twice the sales?
Shrek is currently owned by Dreamworks/universal, and thus, not owned by disney… yet
I’m glad to be wrong!







