thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 13 days agoOk, which of you trolls started this?lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1285arrow-down11
arrow-up1284arrow-down1imageOk, which of you trolls started this?lemmy.dbzer0.comthagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square70linkfedilink
minus-squarekinkles@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up90·13 days agoI was really skeptical about this, but after a few weeks I realized my keys were wrapped in aluminum foil and I actually started feeling safer
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·13 days agoIt keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.
minus-squarewhiskybourbon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·12 days agoJokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·12 days agoOne of those detachable penises eh?
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 days agoNo way, the new one with the vibration function? I’m jealous.
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 days ago7 settings. Not much to look at but it will wreck the outside.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 days agoSometimes, people say i should get it attached permanently, but, i dunno… I LIKE having a detachable penis.
minus-squareWereCat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 days agoHow do you know that i’m carrying a spare penis in my pocket?
I was really skeptical about this, but after a few weeks I realized my keys were wrapped in aluminum foil and I actually started feeling safer
It keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.
Not my pocket penis!
Jokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago
One of those detachable penises eh?
No way, the new one with the vibration function?
I’m jealous.
7 settings. Not much to look at but it will wreck the outside.
Sometimes, people say i should get it attached permanently, but, i dunno… I LIKE having a detachable penis.
How do you know that i’m carrying a spare penis in my pocket?