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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

cum bingo

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cum bingo

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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    18 hours ago

    Just need the bukkake and I’d have a full card. Never had more than one guy cum on me at once. New goal unlocked.

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    Never eaten cum out of a condom. Never had a distance competition. But… yeah, everything else. Holy shit. Having the big gay helps.

  • CelloMike@lemmy.world
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    (Idk if diagonals count in bingo? I’ve never actually played it)

    • imadethis@fedinsfw.app
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      Fancy bingo, like you’ll find in old folks’ homes, has different patterns each go round. So just imagine that in this round it’s anything goes.

    • velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Diagonals totally count!

  • velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    So close! Does having an orgasm in public count as jizzing in public? Inquiring minds want to know…

    • violet08_@lemmy.worldOP
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      curious about that as well. does squirting in public count as jizzing? cause if it did i’d have a bingo🙂‍↕️

  • Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Made me realize I’m plain vanilla.

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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      my 100% vanilla ass is just sitting here like

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I wanna be creampied (more) and bukkaked 😩

    And are you kidding me? So many spaces and still no bingo?! 😭

    Guess I am gonna go jizz in public today. 🤷‍♂️

  • daggermoon@piefed.world
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    I’ve eaten mine before. It might enjoy it more if I did it for a woman. I’d love to lick my cum off of her.

    Oh shit, welcome back Violet.

  • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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    I’ve only done 2 of those. Guess I’m just vanilla or smth…

    • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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      4 and I guess I’m pretty vanilla too.

      I think the bar is pretty high to get a bingo here. It’s not about kink. More about adventurous/wild.

  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net
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    I only got 10 on this list. I gotta up my game

  • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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    Wait guys isnt a facial and bukkake the same?

    • edinbruh@feddit.it
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      20 hours ago

      It’s like the difference between “sex” and “orgy”

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’m no expert on bukkakes as I’ve never been a part of one, but I believe it to be 2 people involved in a facial, where as a bukakke has multiple people giving one person a facial. So say 4 people or such

  • Art3mis@lemmy.world
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    No bingo for me despite having done like 8 or 9 of these 😭

  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
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    14, but a few were without me expecting it lol my ex was a crazy bitch in the bedroom

  • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world
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    1. I suspect this is on the low side compared to some others!
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    This isn’t even close to a shitpost. You know there’s more than one community on Lemmy right?

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      “Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

      Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!”

      anything and everything goes. shitposts are supposed to be fun, unhinged, chaotic content. why would i use a smaller lemmy community when lemmy’s already small to begin with?

      i really don’t get comments like this. don’t like it, move on.

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