I remember spending way too long figuring out the very first puzzle in the old text based adventure game that had me stuck in the dark. All you have to do is open your fucking eyes.
I never figured out how to manage to grab the electronic thumb that Ford was carrying to get off the planet.
I did find out that “Fuck” was programmed in as a command. I got frustrated and typed “Fuck Ford.” The game spat back “This is a family entertainment game, not a video nasty.”
I remember spending way too long figuring out the very first puzzle in the old text based adventure game that had me stuck in the dark. All you have to do is open your fucking eyes.
I never figured out how to manage to grab the electronic thumb that Ford was carrying to get off the planet.
I did find out that “Fuck” was programmed in as a command. I got frustrated and typed “Fuck Ford.” The game spat back “This is a family entertainment game, not a video nasty.”
Sounds like you should have been playing Leather Goddesses of Phobos
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I could get drunk and eat the peanuts, but the wind was preventing me from getting to Ford every time the ship showed up