Imagine snuggling on the big soft tail of your significant other while they pat you lovingly
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Friend, it might be too late
Or just your own tail, like a fluffy pillow, but anywhere.
Hear me out: fursuit tails. You don’t need to get a whole suit, you can just buy a tail too. It won’t be exactly like having a fluffy tail because you can’t feel it when someone touches it, but they’re still very nice.
No thanks, could you imagine the shedding?
Or the dingleberries. Bad enough having a hairy ass but a tail as well? They’d also have to redesign toilets.
Allow me to introduce you to bidets
Have bidet, am wolf with fluffy tail, can confirm benefits outweigh negatives. Plus squeeky butt and fluffy tail. AND YOU CAN HUG IT.
Why would you hug a bidet?
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i already have a long furred cat so business as usual
I wish I had a big feathery tail! Like a raptor!
And I wish I had a snoot. And big teeth. And claws.
I might just wanna be a dinosaur.
Open the door
Get on the floor
Me wanna go swish swoosh
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not being able to use regular pants
this is not really an obstacle if you know how to sew. even less so if all humanity had tails and all pants were designed with that in mind
not being able to sit down comfortably in most chairs
see previous response. also most chairs I’ve seen have holes in the back anyway
getting too warm in summer
if having one part on our whole body covered in fur was enough to make us overheat we wouldn’t have hair on our heads. what’s one more? besides, dogs naturally lose their coats in summer. also we’re humans, we can shave if we want to.
energy loss from moving it
oh no! I will have to eat an additional 5% more food. whatever shall I do?
not being able to take a clean shit or wipe properly
you do know dogs can lift their tail up to fully expose their butthole right? they do it all the time on dog shows
not being able to lay on your back again
either lie with your tail under you or make it poke out the side. this ain’t rocket science. I’m not even sure it would be that uncomfortable
No tails. We evolved past this for a reason.
And that reason was a stupid one fuck evolution give me my tail back. I respect your right to not want a tail but when we get this whole genetic engineering thing figured out I will be first in line
I want a scaly prehensile tail that i can whip people with. And grabbing a pen i dropped on the floor.
There are people in this world who do not wish they had prehensile tails. These people confuse and scare me.
There are two types of people… You can see them above(or below, depending how your sorting settings are)
I just blocked them, honestly. I got tired of the weird porn.
