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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • GlitterInfection@lemmy.world
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    I recently realized my dog is a year older than I thought because of a Facebook memory. I’ve been angry that he lied about his age all this time.

    • Facelikeapotato@lemmy.mlOP
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      At the very least, a lie of omission. He could’ve corrected you.

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        Seriously! He just sat there smugly silent anytime anyone asked how old he is.

        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          Not a husky?

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        Not mentioning the lie of omission.

        Meta af.

    • Madison420@lemmy.world
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      I know how old my cat is because I know how old my niece is. If you’re bad with dates make them easy to remember. Not going to lie i make anniversaries intentionally on the first and not an insignificant amount have been Jan first which is even easier.

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        deleted by creator

        • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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          So friendly!

        • Madison420@lemmy.world
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          Can’t I be both?

          • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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            I think you just take advantage of the anual free shipping sale at emailbrides.net

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    This sounds like candidate for malicious compliance. Just say 1st Jan, when that doesn’t work 2nd Jan, then 3rd Jan and on and on until you crack it

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      Congratulations, you can now get anyone’s prescription! If only the pharmacy had a way to stop this exploit!

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        You think it is rate limited?

        • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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          Just call using incognito mode over a vpn.

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    When the dog dies because it didn’t get its medication, and you are having the tombstone engraved, all the sudden it will come to you.

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    The pharmacy where I get my pets meds from uses my birthday with the cats name.

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    What a bitch.

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    You call yourself a dog owner and don’t celebrate their birthday?

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      No. My dogs are stupid and useless. Also, every morning when they get their treats, they act like it’s their birthday anyway.

      They do get fruit for Christmas though.

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      I adopted my dog. We celebrate her home coming day as her birthday (I know her ‘real’ birthday, but I dont trust it.)

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        You know her real birthday but you don’t trust it?

        Do you not trust your own real birthday either? 🤔

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          If it’s out of a rescue group, its going to be made up anyway. They almost never know the real dog age, just a good guess. They would have to be an abandoned litter, and even that probably has an error margin of a few days to a week depending on how young they are.

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      Ah yes because we all know strays are a myth

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        Well we celebrate the date we got our strays as if that’s their birthday. They do not seem to care.

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          Ungrateful fucks. Mine at least pretend to be into it.

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      Yes I do!

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    Never ask a lady her age, especially in dog years.

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    You have ~365 guesses. Seems fairly beatable.

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      That’s per year, DOB includes the year

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        I’m assuming she’d know the year…?

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          Even if you don’t, there’s not that many years that animals live for. Sadly.

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      deleted by creator

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    deleted by creator

  • Chemical Wonka@discuss.tchncs.de
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    better privacy policy than most companies

  • onestop@lemmy.ml
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    google translate better get cracking

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    Just use her mum’s maiden name

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