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minus-squarejoshuanozzi@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up98·1 year agoEarly, undocumented, mass implantation in human subjects WOULD explain some of the fanboyism of late…
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·1 year agoIt would explain some of Elon Musk’s weird twitchy body language too. But there are other possible explanations.
minus-squareRickyRigatoni@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up50·1 year agoThere is no way that dude isn’t on drugs 24/7.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoI would probably be on drugs 24/7 too if I had unlimited resources and no way to go broke from my actions.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoHeroin has entered the chat Did someone say they want drugs 24/7? I can help with that.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoGo home heroin, nobody wants you here!
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoFine, I will go somewhere where I am appreciated. Heroin has left the chat
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year ago*Anticorp slaps Heroin with a large trout.
minus-squareNattyNatty2x4@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoWe got any guesses what his go-to cocktail is?
Early, undocumented, mass implantation in human subjects WOULD explain some of the fanboyism of late…
It would explain some of Elon Musk’s weird twitchy body language too. But there are other possible explanations.
There is no way that dude isn’t on drugs 24/7.
I would probably be on drugs 24/7 too if I had unlimited resources and no way to go broke from my actions.
Heroin has entered the chat
Did someone say they want drugs 24/7? I can help with that.
Go home heroin, nobody wants you here!
Fine, I will go somewhere where I am appreciated.
Heroin has left the chat
*Anticorp slaps Heroin with a large trout.
We got any guesses what his go-to cocktail is?
Neurolink = brain stapling?