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hypnotic_nerd to Programmer HumorEnglish · 1 year ago

git commit -m "hotfix"

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git commit -m "hotfix"

hypnotic_nerd to Programmer HumorEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • purplemonkeymad
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    I’m sure that commit will be fixed in sort order and not remain that way until it becomes a “we don’t know why, but just do this bit.”

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      // DO NOT REMOVE. We don’t know why but if you take off
      // this function the plane stops flying. 
      
    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      Just comment out the window until it is fixed. Either way it isn’t dangerous as long as you surround it with try/catch.
      But I don’t know exactly about that catch part if something happens a few miles above.

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    “Did you try to build the project before you pushed?”

    “If I said ‘yes’, would you believe me?”

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      Where’s your CI/CD?

      • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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        It must be nice where you work.

        • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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          Sometimes :)

  • fl42v@lemmy.ml
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    Yeah, I believe that won’t work. The tape is supposed to be blue

  • CJOtheReal@ani.social
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    Don’t worry, the outside window is definitely still intact.

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      Maybe there’s an inappropriate doodle on the window or something?

      • HubertManne@kbin.social
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        that would make me feel better. I might walk off a plane seeing that.

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