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Programming: The Horror Game

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Programming: The Horror Game

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    From what i’ve heard of the game industry, being a gamedev is already survival horror.

    • noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de
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      I had a friend doing mobile gamedev, making near unheard-of money for their then city of residence, had everything going well for them… except the job was soul-crushing and draining, eventually giving them severe depression.

      When I was getting my first dev job, they said I’d be really sorry about doing outsource, and I just thought that out of us two, I’d be the really happy one, even making much less than them.

  • ghostdoggtv@lemmy.world
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    Not really visual anymore innit

    • ji17br@lemmy.ml
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      Spotlight studio

  • Nightwind@lemmy.world
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    Knew a programmer that was near blind who only used magnifier on maximum zoom with his IDE. One of the best programmers I met, but his screen looked very much like that. Don’t know how he did it.

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      Programming happens in the mind. Whats on the screen is a pale and lifeless polaroid devoid of the moving, complex soul of real code.

      • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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        That feels like that scene in Amadeus, when Mozart dictates his music to Salieri.

      • Nightwind@lemmy.world
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        Well put, however I find code formatting itself has a shape, texture and smell. How the programmer weaves the patterns of formatting tells a lot about his mind and style.

        • 2deck@lemmy.world
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          Agreed; or their mind and style style.

          Auto formatting is often too rigid for me and gets in the way of context driving the style.

    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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      Albino? There was an albino in my IT and the poor dude would literally be like 4 inches from the screen at all times. I guess that must be pretty close to his experience, yeah.

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        Yeah, I worked with an albino like that who used a handheld magnifying glass. It actually inspired me to write a magnifier application for windows (which didn’t have one at the time, this was in 2006). That then led me to write little windows apps every day for a month, which got a lot of attention.

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    Yeah so you gotta buy the lumafly lantern before you go in that area

    • minyakcurry@monyet.cc
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      I never expected a Hollow Knight reference here

  • Hiro8811@lemmy.world
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    But I have an LCD display

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      non-AMOLED devices spreading misinfo by enabling dark mode by default on low battery and it’s consequences…

      • Hiro8811@lemmy.world
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        Low battery mode on…computers?

        • Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca
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          Yeah. Some folk use portable computers on top of their laps. It’s weird :/

  • SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml
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    TFW when all of your bugs are like cockroaches that run away from the light but hide in the dark where you can’t see them.

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    This is a blessing. You won’t have to look at the spaghetti the last dev left behind.

  • BurningnnTree@lemmy.one
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    It should play a jump scare sound when you get an exception

  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    With a good eye-tracker and some tweaking, this might be usable…

    • Aatube@kbin.social
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      …and OLED screens the price of LEDs…

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    I use an LCD monitor so there is no difference in power consumption. I preferred the old view, how do I go back?

    • Poxlox@lemmy.world
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      Alt + F4

      • thechadwick@lemmy.world
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        Just have to delete the system32 directory. That gets rid of the changed settings the fastest.

    • HaveYouPaidYourDues@lemmy.world
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      That’s a $10.99/month subscription

  • flameguy21@lemm.ee
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    This should be considered a war crime

  • Rob@lemmy.world
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    laughs in IntelliJ multi cursor mode

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      What…. Why…?!

      Is it for double speed ?

      • Rob@lemmy.world
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        If you have multiple similar lines, you can perform the same editing on them all at once.

      • Maalus@lemmy.world
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        It does get its uses. Mostly editing similar lines, multiple methods at the same time, etc. Makes you look like a ninja too

    • Executive Chimp@discuss.tchncs.de
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      What’s the joke? VSCode has multi cursor.

      • Rob@lemmy.world
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        With multiple cursors, we can see more of the dungeon, uh, I mean code.

  • tsonfeir@lemm.ee
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    Coincidentally, there are writing (as in fiction, not code) apps just like this.

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    The animation that goes with this is pretty slick: https://x.com/Phantom_TheGame/status/1748457358521426375?s=20

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    Oh hey, it’s modern ed!

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