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JPDev to Programmer Humor · 1 year ago

Infinite Loop

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Infinite Loop

JPDev to Programmer Humor · 1 year ago
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  • TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.com
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    1 year ago

    Only 1288 lines? Can I raise you a 6000+ lines stored procedure that calls to multiple different sql functions that each implements a slightly different variation of the same logic?

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      Are there triggers in the sql database? It’s too easy otherwise

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        There are on delete triggers to fix circular dependencies when deleting rows, triggers on update and triggers on row creation!

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        this is fine

    • martinb@lemmy.sdf.org
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      1 year ago

      Feels like my old job.

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