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jeff 👨‍💻 to Programmer HumorEnglish · 2 years ago

Whoa, you're a hacker!

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Whoa, you're a hacker!

jeff 👨‍💻 to Programmer HumorEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • kestrel7@kbin.social
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    You use terminal because you know what you are doing.

    I use terminal because I want to feel like a hacker in a 90’s movie.

    We are not the same.

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      You use the terminal because you like the UX experience.

      I use the terminal because the best IDE I can install on my work server is vim7.4.*

      We are not the same.

      *VHDL and SV. I can’t install python for TerosHDL

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        Nice and rare to see a fellow SV user. Did you come across to any relevant communities for digital design and verification, asic or fpga?

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          No, and I would love to find a resource to help me bend UVM to my will. Alas, I’m in a niche of a niche on a currently niche platform. I’m not hopeful for years. The subreddit for FPGA is all I got right now.

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            I would love some uvm content as well.

        • Andreas@feddit.dk
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          @sincle354 I’m interested in this too, the closest community I know of is [email protected] which is for electrical & computer engineering in general but can be a good starting point for the digital design community.

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      I use the terminal only to install something I need

  • アルケミー船長@lemmy.one
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    Me when I run sudo pacman -Syu

    • theolodger@feddit.uk
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      Text scrolls past

    • [email protected]@beehaw.org
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      WHOA! SLOW DOWN with throwing out the mystical text! You wanna summon a demon right here?

      • アルケミー船長@lemmy.one
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        We live dangerously around here >:)

  • Setarkus.LW@lemmy.world
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    People know what dropdown menus are called :O

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      Yeah, my mom would say “Where’s all the stuff” to refer to buttons, drop-down menus, etc.

    • PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah, found the lack of knowledge of what their name is shocking as well.

    • CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz
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      “Yknow the uh, the… um. The selection thingy.”

    • Hammerheart
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      I think you mean combobox

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    Terminal is even more impressive if used in full screen

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      If you want impressive, you have 4-6 seperate terminal windows that take up the whole screen collectively. The laymen assume you’re hacking the NSA or something if they see that.

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    Yes, I use PowerShell with garish colors. Yes, I have to Google every step. No,I don’t understand the Microsoft docs.

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      To be fair, I used to work there, and not even Microsoft understands their docs.

      • Hammerheart
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        Legitimately relieved it’s not just a me problem

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        I thought it’s the learns now?

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      • [email protected]@beehaw.org
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        Black background with GREEN text is the ONLY way you HEATHEN! We are now enemies! And we shall settle this like gentlemen!

        TO THE GRID!

        😁

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          is that a TRON reference?

      • Zxmon
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        the true way is still Blue background yellow text, I still cannot even begin to comprehend how you could use another colorscheme

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    You use the terminal

    I use the Command Prompt

    We are not the same

    • jeff 👨‍💻OP
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      You can do both with Windows Terminal!

      • operetingushisutemu@feddit.de
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        Nice try, Bill.

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    That’s so true as a Linux user in front of non-techies.

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    It ain’t hacking unless I’ve got a ski mask on.

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  • Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk
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    I’ve lost count of the amount of times my terminal has been referenced as being the matrix. Hasn’t happened much since WFH though.

  • PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works
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    Me doing xbps-install -Suv.

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