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Riker@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

the GIRTH

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the GIRTH

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Riker@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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      • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world
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        Bruh they’re cute as FUCK but Idk who they are. Lol.

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          Also, the lack of cuisses bothers me…

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          Dis is astolfo

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            Where’re they from? A game? Anime? An anime game?

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              “Fate grand order”

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                Ah okay. Thanks. 👍

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    Hey boys related topic

    Raise your hand if you’ve ever seen a dental dam in real life

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      Is that a god dam joke

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        Advised of them in school… decade(s) pass… where the dams at

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          It a dam shame to separate the beaver like that

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            Absolutely tragic but I suppose half a dozen infections could be worse, depending

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              I think these dam puns are going over your head friend

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                The embarrassment will gnaw away at me for many moons to come

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      I actually have, even held it, never used it though

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      I was in a poly relationship with a sex educator so I’ve not only seen but also used dental dams, as well as all different kinds of condoms.

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        So there is somebody!

        🏅 for staying safe

        :)

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      I’ve seen a beaver dam

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      Does it count if you saw what peeked out of your mouth?

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        Not sure if you’re making a joke about this kind or what :)

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          I am indeed. Although I believe the one they used was a bit smaller.

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            Aww wittle bb mouf

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    You vs the guy she said not to worry about

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      You vs the girl she said not to worry about

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    Happy pride month I guess

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    How big was the gyatt

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    Keep this in mind the next time she tells you that you are “so big”.

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      I am, but vaginas are bigger. It’s the tenting; I can fit my whole fist in there and I’ve got big hands.

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        Go on…

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          Most of them also bleed monthly. You’re welcome.

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            That’s because they floss too hard.

            Probably.

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              “Flossing the Vagina Dentata” 👈 title of my memoirs

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    Shai hulud!

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      Othergif_youknowtheone_dontpretendyoudont.gif

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    TIL humans are in fact Hyaenas.

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      Or cassowaries.

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    Why would they be a bigger circumference than a diva cup? The circumference of a diva cup matches that of the figure on the left.

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      The female condom has two rigid rings, one in the sealed end that sits under the cervix, and one at the open end.

      The ring at the open end is designed to hold the condom open and give the penetrating partner a nice big safe target to make sure the penis/toy/whatever goes inside the condom and not accidentally between the condom and the vaginal wall. This ring also provides some minor protection to parts of the vulva due to its size.

      The internal ring is much smaller by comparison, and is not that much larger than a diva cup. The internal ring of a female condom is a similar size to a “soft cup” menstrual cup, it’s a little bit smaller than a contraceptive diaphragm.

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      If they were the size of a penis it would just be the male condom with extra steps.

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    Is it hard to bear? My overwhelming power? Its weight. Its…girth.

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    “Even a 747 jumbo jet engine looks tiny flying into the grand canyon!” ~ HHH

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    Gotta remember all the bigheaded babies on earth came through those

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    Hope springs eternal in the hearts of women.

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