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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

Anon's body is a machine

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Anon's body is a machine

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago
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  • DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works
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    For those who don’t get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.

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      Oooooh…

      Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.

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          If it can help to alert you to a potential medical issue and then you go see the doctor; I don’t see it as bad thing.

          I’ve tasted my own piss before to see if it was sweet.

          • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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            Well don’t leave us hanging. Was it?

            • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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              It was not. It was rather bland actually but I do be hydrated all the time.

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                Need to try again next week, don’t give up so easily

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                  Why next week? We need daily samples.

              • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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                Fuck yeah hydrohomie

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          It’s actually beneficial for controlling your health to monitor piss and poo. Not to obsessively investigate it. But just to know what’s normal for you so you know when to worry.

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            • Buglefingers@lemmy.world
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              And Beats (by Dre) can also turn your piss red, that is cause for concern

              /J

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                • Buglefingers@lemmy.world
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                  I believe he was saying he loved her too. Red is the color of passion after all

                  Rightly chuffed, Cheers!

            • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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              and your frequency (anywhere from daily to weekly is normal)

              Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.

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            Very much this. You don’t have to eat all of it, a tablespoon or two to taste is enough.

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              Is there another way besides scooping it from the bowl? I don’t like when the dirty toilet water touches my spoon

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            Hence the “poop shelf” which has taken over toilets in the last decade

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              In what country? I saw them in Germany decades ago, but I haven’t seen one in Australia yet

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                Go look at a Bunnings or Reece, 90% of their models since about 2018 have been with poop shelves. Granted, that does mean it will take a while before they’re everywhere, but it’s only a matter of time.

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          guys stop smelling your own piss just flush drink it

          FTFY

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        Everyone’s talking about the smell, but I’m thinking about the colour after I eat a bunch of beets

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          Living amongst avid beet eaters, I never noticed a color change. Guess i metabolize beets particularly well, which is neat.

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            My pee comes out pink. It’s startling!

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        It can be other things than diabetes as well, like an infection or liver failure.

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          Whew! That’s a relief

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            Hopefully you were in the bathroom when you relieved yourself.

            I know I was.

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              I was. It smelled like coca cola

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        Get yo self a glucometer if you’re thinking about it, diabeetus is real obvious once you start using the right tools. Also they’re super cheap these days.

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        Mine frequently smells like whatever meat I ate, especially after eating a couple chili dogs or smoked meat.

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        Coffee

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          I’ve gotten top ramen before, same with apple jacks.

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          The first piss after coffee has a distinct smell haha

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    Imagine being a piss kink enjoyer and finding out your SO has diabetes (or is pregnant) because their piss tastes like straight sugar water.

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      like straight sugar water.

      Like an Edgar suit

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        Fucking crazy this guy plays kingpin in the daredevil series

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      I think that’s how they used to diagnose some illnesses. Makes you wonder if some docs had a piss kink or if they were just super commited to helping people out.

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        I’m sure there were at least a few for whom it was both lol

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          I’m an educated man, no I will not drink piss. Ron come in here and drink this piss.

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        Crazier still, for the wealthy, boiling down piss was how they’d measure your sugar level back in the 20s through 40s. Ugh.

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          Piss Sugar™ could be extremely marketable.

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          Like, how much toffee can you make from a cup?

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            I’ll just put that question in my book of “don’t ask”

            🤢

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        I mean, you can drink my piss if it ends up potentially beneficial to me. Any takers? I’d send you a vial of a time of day of your chosing.

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          you can even make money off it if you find the right piss enthusiasts lol

          (if you live in the US, don’t send it via US Postal Service, as shipping bodily fluids is illegal)

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            You can legally send 500mL at a time, you just have to package it properly, and I believe you have to declare it.

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              Huh! I stand corrected
              https://pe.usps.com/text/pub52/pub52apxc_023.htm

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              I don’t believe you, if it were true itd be in freedom units!

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                Not for legitimate medical purposes, it wouldn’t be. US Healthcare and Science are fully Metric, just like our Military.

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      I saw a story like that on reddit once. Dude was going through medical school. Had a FWB who was getting into squirting. He noticed it tasted sweet and told her to get checked for diabetes. She was prediabetic if I remember correctly.

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      • piss enjoyer
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      Wtf. Just finished a doc on comedian Patrice O’Neil and he makes this joke about himself lol

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        “Your pee is too scrumptious!”

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          Dude was goddamn hilarious, legit maybe borderline genius. Apparently a real fuckin prick too, lol, but he was pretty unique. Wish he had a little longer, but he used his time well.

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      Relevant reddit story: https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3h3nxv/tifu_by_encouraging_female_ejaculation_nsfw/

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      I’d rather not imagine it but you already made me

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    Anon can enjoy sugary beverages all day every day for the rest of their life!

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      And lose weight with every amputation

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        10 pounds is 10 pounds. That BMI is gonna look real good soon

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          Until chop off their legs. Then BMI spikes again.

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        Gym owners hate this one trick…

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    Anon has maple syrup urine disease. Or maybe just the beetus.

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        Why is there a picture of Stevie wonder next to maple syrup disease

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      Or liver failure.

      Or a serious infection.

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    Yeasty

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    But did they taste it to confirm?

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