Just so everyone is on the same page: Today’s stunt at a McDonald’s was staged by Donald Trump and his campaign. The McDonald’s in Feasterville, PA (is that really the name of the town?) was CLOSED according to a letter posted by the owner, Derek Giacomantonio. He said the campaign asked for it. So all […]
At first I found it baffling that the Trump Campaign would go along with Donald’s McStupid idea for a photo op because anyone not experiencing significant cognitive decline would be able to see that it’d put a lot of unwanted attention back on the fact that Donald Trump has never worked a day in his life. But after some thought, I suppose it did succeed in getting people to stop talking about his dementia induced DJ set for an afternoon.
Back in 2016 I wondered what the world would say if trump and hillary released a sex tape 2 months before the election.
It’s two people who you’d never want to see naked, or fuck.
Now in 2024, maybe it’s the resemblance to Maya Rudulph, but Harris is definately fuckable.
But if there were a Harris and trump sex tape released, I would expect Harris to be wearing a big black strapon, just so she can make trump gag on his own words in other ways.
Now, if we could get a mid-90s Bill Clinton together with a modern day Kamala Harris? That’s a fuckable presidential couple! Just like JFK and Jackie! Or Barrack and Michelle.
Maybe it’s me, but I generally don’t spend much time thinking about presidential candidates having sex unless they’re doing scandals about it. I honestly couldn’t care less so long as everyone involved is a consenting adult. Which incidentally is my issue with Trump’s sex life
At first I found it baffling that the Trump Campaign would go along with Donald’s McStupid idea for a photo op because anyone not experiencing significant cognitive decline would be able to see that it’d put a lot of unwanted attention back on the fact that Donald Trump has never worked a day in his life. But after some thought, I suppose it did succeed in getting people to stop talking about his dementia induced DJ set for an afternoon.
He jumped on the intercom and stated blasting “Itsybitsy Spider”
If anything he’d be mumbling “ding fries are done ding fries are done ding fries are done”
Back in 2016 I wondered what the world would say if trump and hillary released a sex tape 2 months before the election.
It’s two people who you’d never want to see naked, or fuck.
Now in 2024, maybe it’s the resemblance to Maya Rudulph, but Harris is definately fuckable.
But if there were a Harris and trump sex tape released, I would expect Harris to be wearing a big black strapon, just so she can make trump gag on his own words in other ways.
Now, if we could get a mid-90s Bill Clinton together with a modern day Kamala Harris? That’s a fuckable presidential couple! Just like JFK and Jackie! Or Barrack and Michelle.
Buddy I think it’s time to lay off the porn…
Maybe it’s me, but I generally don’t spend much time thinking about presidential candidates having sex unless they’re doing scandals about it. I honestly couldn’t care less so long as everyone involved is a consenting adult. Which incidentally is my issue with Trump’s sex life
…ooooookaaay.
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I now ask the Internet for an animated gif of him dancing by himself at McDonalds.
https://youtu.be/24K2NhwWDsk
They really did just…