“Sorry, I got to return this video”

“Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial”

“Do you have any quarters for a phone?”

“Bill Cosby really is America’s dad”

“Can I borrow that VHS?”

“Sorry, I can’t come. My favourite show is on”

“Do you know where a phone is?”

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      I ironically said that when I was working for IBM.

      They don’t actually fire, they do “performance improvement plans”.

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        Ah yeah, the classic PIP’d manoever. I worked with a few good guys who got fired without cause PIP’d and let go even though their performance was fine

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    “Osama Bin who?” And in a similar vein, “Jihad? That’s a Dune reference, right?”

    “I’ll cash in on my Beanie Baby investment when it’s time to pay for my kid’s college tuition.”

    “The internet is just a fad.”

    “I’m so excited for the next The Matrix sequel.”

    “Two bedrooms and a walk-out basement. $300 a month rent.”

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      Hah! Not those exact words but Angela Merkel in 2007: “The Internet is new territory for all of us”.

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    Nobody referred to videos as “VHS” unless they were explicitly trying to distinguish the medium from betamax. They just called them “videos” and “tapes” or “videotape.”

    for example: Hey can I borrow that tape?

    That movie just came out on video.

    Be kind, rewind your videotape.

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      Conversely, I still sometimes refer to DVDs, Blu Rays and even streaming media as “videos”.

      Which is both anachronistic, but also technically correct.

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    Have you heard of the Information superhighway?

    “Will that be smoking or non smoking?” Asked as a restaurant

    “I think you flooded it” in relation to a car not starting. (well unless you work on very old cars)

    “I got it off Napster”

    “want to listen to my mix tape?”

    “I can burn you a CD of that”

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    I’ve enjoyed my time talking with you and getting to understand how you see the world and, although I don’t agree with you, I’m glad to have had this exchange of opinions and will now reflect upon what I’ve learned.