It’s simply survivorship bias. The only women who survive these situations long enough to get a movie are the ones who have short hair on their heads, no visible body hair, and makeup somehow welded to their faces. It’s probably quantum, or something.
It’s the only possible explanation for all those future documentaries we’ve seen. Occams razor and all that. Mens’ beards also undergo some sort of evolutionary change that causes them to stop growing at the ‘ruggedly manly’ length, rather than just keeping on going to ‘a bird could, and may be, nesting in it.’
I’ve extracted and manipulated certain glandular fluids from zombie corpses, experimented… and found that it actually topically removes hair, permanently!
The zero body hair always gets me. “Oh god, zombies! Pass me my razor I need to do my legs, underarms and of course my bikini line”
Not a movie, but Dying Light 1 made my friend group giggle seeing this NPC quest giver:
Edit: Zombie Apocalypse is the context I should’ve mentioned.
Honestly so lucky that they had all those laser hair removal sessions a year before the world ended 🤭
Absolutely! Even luckier than having a neverending supply of entirely smudge proof make up
It’s simply survivorship bias. The only women who survive these situations long enough to get a movie are the ones who have short hair on their heads, no visible body hair, and makeup somehow welded to their faces. It’s probably quantum, or something.
… ‘quantum evolutionary psychological natural selection theory’ implies that women will naturally evolve… makeup excreting facial glands.
rofl
It’s the only possible explanation for all those future documentaries we’ve seen. Occams razor and all that. Mens’ beards also undergo some sort of evolutionary change that causes them to stop growing at the ‘ruggedly manly’ length, rather than just keeping on going to ‘a bird could, and may be, nesting in it.’
Post Apocalyptic Male Evolutionary Convergence End Point:
I’ll do you one better!
I’ve extracted and manipulated certain glandular fluids from zombie corpses, experimented… and found that it actually topically removes hair, permanently!
I call it… Ozombic.
… Eh? Eh?
I love it!! You may have the last known tube of toothpaste as a reward. In post apocalyptic society that’s a great honour
… Could I perhaps be allowed back into your community to occasionally discuss women’s fashion instead?
(puppy eyes)
Do you wanna dm me? I’m not sure what you mean
You’re welcome.