Typically if you go looking for a partner with a checklist you’ll be disappointed. Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.
My checklist:
[ ] Must like me
[ ] Don’t be bigotedMaybe I’m asking too much
I might know someone to set you up with if you’re flexible on the first requirement.
Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.
Pretty sure dick rating is at least a fetish.
Yeah, but we’re discussing relationships not kink, you can be into some pretty hardcore stuff and still be hurt emotionally by being treated poorly by a partner
We don’t have standartization for dick sizes, but we do have it for boob sizes
We don’t snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.
I can think of one standard for dick size, and it’s from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept “small” or even “medium” so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.
Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.
“To the engineers: I need size space horse please, thank you.”
This reminds me of how when I go shopping for eggs in the supermarket, they are sold in sizes of Large, X-Large, and Jumbo. Nobody wants to face the humiliation of buying a carton of small eggs.
It is my understanding that eggs graded as small or medium are usually sold to food factories. Think about an outfit like Jimmy Dean, how many tons of scrambled eggs do they make to a batch for all those frozen microwavable sausage and egg biscuits? Who cares how many individual eggs they have to crack?
Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision.
Eh, it can be argued that the “function” of a bra is to allow women to adhere to the beauty standards set for them by men.
That being said, they still aren’t made that precisely, cup sizes are kinda all over the place depending on brand, and even the band sizes (which are kinda sorta close to the actual inch measurement of your ribcage, but not quite) are variable. That’s why bras have adjustable straps everywhere, and why if you haven’t been professionally fitted for one, your bras probably don’t fit you right.
I think special undies based on penis size would be to confrontational for most men.
Also that would be expecting a level of engagement with clothing that most men simply don’t have.
Men’s underwear does have sizes for the dick pouch and they are small medium and large.
I don’t know where you see those, I’ve never gotten those options
“Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???”
Be the girls you want to see in the world.
We don’t kink shame
Yes, you can become one any time, so you can be someone else’s big tiddy goth gf.
Fuck that. I want either a flat chested and skinny or “big tiddy” and thick gf, that watches way too much anime and plays way too much games, and she cannot be my mom in any way of form. However, she must be autistic.
Signed: just some (autistic) guy
So, basically, yout requirements are 1. breathes 2. watches anime
If they were just some guy it would be ok. In my female experience guys like this are overweigh, jobless, don’t make a single effort at anything and are convinced women own him to be perfect
Seen a lot of men like this with the “ideals” except they have a good job and think it’s a crowning achievement. They also often want their wives to have good jobs and to have separate accounts and expenses? So they want a perfect, pretty, petite wife who’s smart, has a great job, but also cooks, cleans, takes care of the house, and their children. What do they bring to the table? Not the looks, money or house help. Their ✨shining personality ✨? Don’t worry ladies this alpha nice guy’s on the market & just around the corner, lucky you!
My only requirements are that she’s as depraved and unabashedly slutty as I am and I’m attracted to her.
Well I guess also that she doesn’t sponge off me.
this, but somehow a buch of them manage to rope someone way higher tier into dating them. I worked a few years at a place that employed a lot of women escaping abusive relationships. the boss was basically everyone’s mom. All top tier beauties but somehow got only the skeeziest and lazy men.
I’m not saying it’s all of them, but if you talk to some of these women they have this weird idea about masculinity, it’s all dressed up but when you strip it all back it’s all toxic.
Stuff about how it’s unmanly to have a pet cat, and how they should drive a big expensive car, and should pay for everything. I have no idea where they get this stuff from but if that’s how they think, then they are only going to get a scumbag man because they’re the only met that actually conform to that view of masculinity.
my former coworkers not so much but I have meet plenty of people like this too. There are some really bizarre relationship expectations out there
Not a fan of the body shaming
Oh come on, the post is literally about liking slim-waisted, big-titted women, and you complain about someone implying being overweight is not attractive?
is that what the post is about? liking these things? check again bud
I think the Venn diagram of guys who want a big tiddy girlfriend with a tiny waist who plays video games and is caring towards them overlaps not only with overweight and jobless but also fit and employed and everything in between. What you’re referring to “don’t make a single effort at anything and are convinced women [owe] him to be perfect” is borderline abusive. You are insulting other overweight and jobless folk with your generalization.
In your female experience, or in your on line experience? Never mind, I can guess…
Someone feels hurt here lol
No, someone is tired of constantly running into reddit hive mind sexist karma grab statements.
Found the jobless lazy guy that wants to date models
Social media, were simps go to simp. Even when it means eating sexist shit…
ok babe 👍
I’d love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today’s trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.
Can confirm this is me fr, gave up on finding love years ago
Don’t, just look at other countries. Latinas are best in my opinion, energy for the soul.
I would like to know what the dude should look like to pull a btgg. Just out of curiosity
Like people expecting a working democracy and thinking that it is enough to vote.
Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you’re moderately unhappy about something.
This is pretty reducing of the yellow jacket movement but I don’t expect mainstream media to have covered that properly.
I only have one conspiracy theory and it’s that Macron did Notrè Dame to distract from the protests.
Lol, now I’m picturing Macron sneaking up into the Notré Dame attic with a matchbox in hand, giggling.
Except he he has an incredibly long, thin mustache that he is gleefully twirling as he does it.
But its fake and is the entirety of his disguise.
my only experience with them is from uncut interviews and whoof
That is actually the case, yes.
yup people need to have stakes in being governed by the system to have an incentive to improve it, if they are too out of touch, then their only incentive would be their safety.
Heey Vive la France!
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wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars
That’s like spraying Axe/Lynx deodorant all over the body and believing that it will work as advertised.
That’s still being just some guy.
I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.
How do they do that? Nobody knows.
Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.
That is so oddly specific but also rings true
I don’t think I have any friends or family flipping a coin to decide if they want to fall into the racist pipeline.
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im hatsune miku!
thanks for creating minecraft!
i live in israel!
…ah.
is kasane teto around?
hiiiii I disavow the Israeli fortnite girl
that bitch owes me a 5 dollar
Hi Miku, loved you in Triple Baka😉.
Omg it’s Hatsune Miku
happy birthday!!!
Meh, I don’t like big tits.
Yup that fixes everything about this.
valid opinion, have a nice day
I like them, but I usually like smaller ones better.
Same. Also she can have as much anime and games as she wants
Be the change you want to see.
:3
But there’s a whole points system that scientifically explains why those women aren’t even good enough for you and should be happy to pair up with a man who goons to hentai instead of having a social life.
They should be more appreciative of nice guys smh
/j
And no one even mentions Bo Burnhams song about exactly this?
Well here is a link then.
Which is totally nothing like women wanting a man that’s 6ft+ tall and makes at least high 6 figures a year minimum and already owns an expensive car and a very nice house…
It’s odd don’t you think, that in the end most of us can find someone that makes us happy with no care about specific physical traits or money. It appears that only the truly damage humans can’t wake up from that pipe dream.
To be honest, she would be there for them if the beta losers that are our rulers didn’t think it was a good idea to give them rights in order to take advantage of having more voters because demoncrazy
Meanwhile, most dudes would settle for someone who doest post bullshit memes that are only ever about rage baiting. This is more gals as well. We all just wanna meet good people, romantic and other wise, while having a crippling fear that we arent good enough for to deserve it. And shit like this, just fuels it. But as long as the upvotes and karma… opps, did I say the quiet part out loud?
I mean… literally two clicks is all it takes to see that you’re kind of garbage. Your comment history is comedy gold. Take a shower and grow your brain past adolescence.
Being called garbage by a sexist troll like you, is a badge of honour. I will wear it with pride.
Oh, Lordy. I’m a sexist because I find your “men’s rights” nonsense to be utter clown shoes. Dear me. My deepest sympathies for your “male loneliness epidemic.” Weird how only some men seem to be affected.
No, whats weird is that you think being sexist towards men is AOK, while at the same time bemoaning being sexist towards women. I say both are bad, you disagree… Yet you insist Im the garbage person. What a fucking clown you are.
I bet you have something to say about “reverse racism,” too
No such thing as reverse racism. There is only racism. Let me guess, you think you cant be racist towards white people, right? Thats where you wanted to take this little detour, right? Here, let me make it easy for you. Yes, I believe that hating anyone because of the colour of their skin is wrong. Regardless of who is the victim of it. If you say “Sally is a lesser human being than Tommy because shes got (insert skin colour of your choice)”, then you are a racist. No ifs, no ands, no buts. Youre trash.
So go on, tell all the folks at home how OK you are with racism, as long as its towards the right fucking people… Or, are you one of those really simple fuckers who thinks racism and systemic racism is the same thing? lol.
You sound white.
