Review on Amazon: A banana for scale should be to scale https://a.co/d/aAZPaX4
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1 star review by user “Tall Guys Wife” on Amazon of a rubber banana that has the words [for scale] on it.
Picture attached shows rubber banana is smaller than real banana.
Review text reads: “purchased this 'banana for scale, but it’s way smaller than an average banana. People on social media demand if you’re showing something that you use an average banana for scale. I would never deceive anyone with this ridiculous substitute for an accurate measuring tool.”
We need to standardize banana.
Ja! Let’s create a DIN norm!
How tall are you? 6 and a half bananas
this is how the imperial system was invented
back in my day, we’d measure things with a REAL banana
Bananas are now officialy a tool for measurement.
Always have been
This one is marketed towards men
I have a totally different kind of banana you could use for scale. wink wink
This is only useful if we are measuring small insects or microbes. nudge nudge
Now, now, don’t be so self deprecating. Some people are into ‘small and adorable’. giggle giggle
All love, my man.
Tbf, I’d also be kinda pissed if I bought a meme banana and it wasn’t the size of a real banana. You had one job…
Its average sized
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Just because it’s accurate doesn’t mean it’s nice.
Keep me posted.
Ok.
It still registers as not nice according to my reading of the general population’s sentiments, but regardless of this the Lemmy audience seems to approve approximately 2:1.
Thank you for sharing your feelings with me. Even though I’m surprised that you seek my validation and approval, I’m always here to listen if you need to talk.
I’m just stating the requested facts here lady, I’m not sure why you’re offering therapy.
SLPT: use a banana flavored Runtz candy piece to make your schlong look fucking enormous.
Actually that banana’s kinda big
Maybe it is a regional thing? I’m from the US and that is pretty much the size of every banana at my grocery store.
To clarify, by regional I mean that the US disproportionately buys / sells a variety of bananas that is just bigger. Though I’ll admit I have not taken the time to google this so 🤷
You’re thinking too hard, i was just making a penis joke lmao
Its the same for bananas in Romania, but i know that at least in Egypt the bananas are closer in size to the fake banana
Agreed. Another review has a picture holding it and it looks like typical banana size. That banana is just a banana of unusual size.
There be no blasphemy or deception like using a plastic banana rather than whatever random banana they have at your local store.
