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Furbland@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor · 6 months ago

The most prestigious award of them all

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The most prestigious award of them all

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Furbland@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor · 6 months ago
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  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I used to work in local television news production and one of the most common occurrences was something not working, someone calling engineering, and then it starting to work when the engineer walked in the room.

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      Fear will keep them in line.

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      That’s a universal magic trick, it applies to every industry and situation imaginable.

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      Happened today with a password prompt. He didn’t think he could type the wrong password 3 times.

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    Docker: So we decided to ship his machine

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      they put it in the whale. that is how docker transports things and you cannot change my mind.

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        The oldest known container: github.com/bib/Jonah/Dockerfile

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          deleted by creator

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      Docker is not running on client machine.

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    I have this a a sticker. I also have my machine always ready to ship to the client, if they will kindly return the previous one.

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    This image is from here: https://github.com/Flet/rejected-github-profile-achievements

    They’re all great. I’m definitely an Arborist.

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      It was proposed as a badge, but it originally comes from https://blog.codinghorror.com/the-works-on-my-machine-certification-program/amp/

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        TIL

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        deleted by creator

        • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org
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          if irc and whatsapp chats count id probably qualify for 4 “vital contributor” badges

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      That’s just a list of sins.

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        isn’t half of programming just committing various sins though

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    I’m a proud owner of several “It worked on my machine before I went to bed last night” awards.

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    Oh yeah, the foundation for docker and vagrant.

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    me irl

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