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🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works to Programmer HumorEnglish · 1 year ago

Sorry, not sorry.

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Sorry, not sorry.

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🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works to Programmer HumorEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Aren’t Java and JavaScript the same anyway?

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      Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

      • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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        One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

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            Touche.

            A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

            So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

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            Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

            • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
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              I’m sure he’ll clean the rug.

        • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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          Except the car has no abs and the road is made of ice.

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          that’s clever!

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        I once told my boss that when I advertised as being a java dev when he was wondering why I was having a hard time with JS. He still didn’t get it and thought one was a subset of the other. I had to explain to him that you don’t drive your carpet to work, they are infact different and only share some letters in common.

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      Yeah. And Vim and VSCode are one product, as well, if configured correctly.

      And why is the Ubuntu logo even on here?!

      I joke!

      I’m joking. I’m a fully indoctrinated member of the cult of Debian. I’m actually one of the eleven people who care that there are differences between Debian an Ubuntu. And I have a shirt that expresses how much I hate Snaps.

      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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        But I bet you don’t have a shirt that condemns systemd, you casual!

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          Lol. That’s true. I couldn’t find one in my size.

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          Systems just works. I like it

    • babybus@sh.itjust.works
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      No. JavaScript doesn’t have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.

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        Kotlin is much closer to Typescript than Java.

        But typescript is not real OO, it’s a meta language trying to make javascript useable, so basically typescript isn’t like anything.

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      I didn’t get the joke until I read this and took another look.

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      deleted by creator

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    If you want the vectors for stickers https://lemmy.ca/comment/503168

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    I need to make some stickers out of these…to make new friends :D

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    what is the rust one again. It looks so familiar but eludes me

    edit: it’s nodejs

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      Hey, there are two rust ones, check yerself. But the Gopher logo is pretty well known around these parts

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        I’m something of a gopher myself you know

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    What is the ruby on rails supposed to be?..looks like ruby on rails with off colors to me, I can’t place that logo. The rest of these are truly cursed tho

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      Wordpress I think.

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        Huh, weird. The rest of these are pretty closely related technologies but I’m not sure I’d consider a web framework and a pre boxed website builder all that similar

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          I think they were just going for cursed-ness

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          Lol. I missed that. That’s hilarious.

          The Ruby community has been, at times, frustrated by people thinking that Ruby is only possible to use for making websites, due to Rails past dominance as a web library.

          And the technology most ubiquitous to creating a quick website is, of course, WordPress.

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    img

  • RandomVideos
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    This should be the logo for Azure Linux

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    What’s with the beaver crab?

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      They put the Gopher (GoLang) face on Ferris the Crab (Rust)

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      deleted by creator

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        Rusty goo.

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          This is IT

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      Mix between Go and Rust mascots

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      deleted by creator

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    I have these stickers lol

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    Vscode done right

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    gopher face on crab body

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