I speak passable Spanish, and Mexican food is awesome. ¡Con mucho gusto!
Oh wait, I live in Seattle. Sounds good, eh?
Never forget, there’s some good fishin’ in Quebec.
I’ll see you around bud. I’m going for a rip.
I don’t speak French tho. But I have good friends up in BC who have already offered asylum if needed.
Damnit, now I live in Canada and work in Mexico.
Same. But at least we’re close to the border.
Can we give all the states and Alberta to Mexico?
The Good Ending.
Wet dream of the cartels, specially Tijuana and Sinaloa.
Dont forget the American cartels.
Maryland is left out. I was going to ask if they’re going to be the United States. But that’s one state… The One State of America.
I was going to say America still has Hawaii, but the Hawaiians have been through enough.
The United State
estado unido
I could live with that.
Idk if I want the cartels having free roam of the us
Well good news, the main providers of illegal firearms to Mexico is people from the USA so this solves that problem as well.
Good point.
Vertical Split is what is needed.
Eastern United North American States ( EUNAS )
Midwestern United North American States ( MWUNAS )
---- Central United North American States ( CUNAS ) ----
MidEastern United North American States ( MEUNAS )
Western United North American States ( WUNAS )
CUMMASS
How about more of a balkanized region of red and blue states, interspersed as decided by resident vote?
Red states can have all the racism, guns and freedum they want, and blue states get an English-speaking labor force with no healthcare and no minimum wage, right at their doorsteps. Win-win!
There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.
God I miss poutine. 🥲 It has no right being that good.
brb making birria poutine
Aren’t carne asada fries just mexican poutine anyhow?
You start adding/subtracting ingredients to the fries the further north/south you go until you get poutine or carne asada fries.
Well now that you’ve said it, we can’t just go and put that genie back in the bottle!
What’s your problem with poutine tacos? That sounds delicious.
Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.
Somehow the Carolinas get a pass. Why not CA?
No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!
Tons of agriculture in the northern half of California. I live in Sacramento, it’s like 95% people growing food. Hell, it’s even called the farm to fork capital. We’re a perfect fit for Canada! They can have the south.
Smith will turn Alberta warm soon!
It won’t just be Alberta which is the problem.
Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.
I’m down with Colorado. Just not that one half… You know the one…
I’ll agree to this.
I just want to be Canadian. Nothing wrong with Mexico but I don’t speak Spanish. But I can speak Canadian! Sorry.
Jay parlay France-says trey be-in. Jaytude in laycole, quart anss. Jem mepell Peggy Hill. Common tally voo?
I thought the French peeps were all in the eastern side? I’ll learn French. Just make me Canadian. Please.
I live in Imperial Beach
I’m not Canadian yet. Where’s that?
Next to Tijuana, in California.
Please make Colorado a unified zone. I need maple syrup and tacos
Authentic MexiCan™️ cousine.
Canadian bacon ranchero breakfast burrito.
Poutine nachos.
Fuck man. I’m down.
What else does Canada have? I’m already sold on the whole idea.
Also Canada has bannock, and it is delicious.
I just Googled what Canadian bacon is because I had never heard that term before and…isn’t that just ham? Why…why are you guys calling it Canadian bacon?? We eat regular bacon up here!
We eat regular bacon too, but Canadian bacon is back bacon or some shit. Look, it’s fucking witchcraft, OK? But it’s also delicious, so just hush up and sit down. Can I pour you some coffee?
But it’s also delicious, so just hush up and sit down. Can I pour you some coffee?
…only if the coffee’s free trade and from a Canadian company.
Let’s talk
That’s what free trade is for.
Passports exist
This would have made the old NAFTA logo look a lot better…
NAFTA is now Canada, Mexico, and Hawaii.
Yo, real talk,
Don’t take Missouri. Trust me on that one.
If you split it in half, you’d probably be fine. But yeah…
We need somewhere to put the Albertans.
Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.
You can’t take the Florida out of Florida man.
We don’t want Florida.
Could we maybe somehow still have Orlando and Daytona Beach? Like just that one part, where all the fun is? Maybe it’s an EEC free zone or something. We’ll give it to Greenland and Denmark as tribute, they are a bunch of bros those guys and gals.
Economically this is a huge win for Canada, Atlanta is the business heart of the south and Florida gets the tourism money
There are already so many snowbirds in Florida that its almost another canadian province.
And every snowbird employs 20 Latinos who are there year round raising families. South Floridas demographics have higher representation from like 10 other Latin American countries before Mexican though, so maybe it should be it’s own sort of city state with the rest going to Mexico.
SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind
As long as they aren’t in the same country as NC.
Nope. Agreed.
As long as its one or the other I’m happy.
