I speak passable Spanish, and Mexican food is awesome. ¡Con mucho gusto!
Oh wait, I live in Seattle. Sounds good, eh?
Never forget, there’s some good fishin’ in Quebec.
I’ll see you around bud. I’m going for a rip.
I don’t speak French tho. But I have good friends up in BC who have already offered asylum if needed.
Wet dream of the cartels, specially Tijuana and Sinaloa.
Damnit, now I live in Canada and work in Mexico.
Maryland is left out. I was going to ask if they’re going to be the United States. But that’s one state… The One State of America.
The United State
estado unido
Vertical Split is what is needed.
Eastern United North American States ( EUNAS )
Midwestern United North American States ( MWUNAS )
---- Central United North American States ( CUNAS ) ----
MidEastern United North American States ( MEUNAS )
Western United North American States ( WUNAS )
How about more of a balkanized region of red and blue states, interspersed as decided by resident vote?
Red states can have all the racism, guns and freedum they want, and blue states get an English-speaking labor force with no healthcare and no minimum wage, right at their doorsteps. Win-win!
I could live with that.
Idk if I want the cartels having free roam of the us
Good point.
Well good news, the main providers of illegal firearms to Mexico is people from the USA so this solves that problem as well.
There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.
brb making birria poutine
Aren’t carne asada fries just mexican poutine anyhow?
You start adding/subtracting ingredients to the fries the further north/south you go until you get poutine or carne asada fries.
What’s your problem with poutine tacos? That sounds delicious.
Well now that you’ve said it, we can’t just go and put that genie back in the bottle!
This would have made the old NAFTA logo look a lot better…
Please make Colorado a unified zone. I need maple syrup and tacos
Authentic MexiCan™️ cousine.
Canadian bacon ranchero breakfast burrito.
Poutine nachos.
Fuck man. I’m down.
What else does Canada have? I’m already sold on the whole idea.
Let’s talk
Passports exist
That’s what free trade is for.
Yo, real talk,
Don’t take Missouri. Trust me on that one.
If you split it in half, you’d probably be fine. But yeah…
Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.
Somehow the Carolinas get a pass. Why not CA?
Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.
I’m down with Colorado. Just not that one half… You know the one…
No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!
Tons of agriculture in the northern half of California. I live in Sacramento, it’s like 95% people growing food. Hell, it’s even called the farm to fork capital. We’re a perfect fit for Canada! They can have the south.
Smith will turn Alberta warm soon!
It won’t just be Alberta which is the problem.
I’ll agree to this.
I just want to be Canadian. Nothing wrong with Mexico but I don’t speak Spanish. But I can speak Canadian! Sorry.
Jay parlay France-says trey be-in. Jaytude in laycole, quart anss. Jem mepell Peggy Hill. Common tally voo?
I thought the French peeps were all in the eastern side? I’ll learn French. Just make me Canadian. Please.
I live in Imperial Beach
I’m not Canadian yet. Where’s that?
Next to Tijuana, in California.
Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.
You can’t take the Florida out of Florida man.
We don’t want Florida.
Economically this is a huge win for Canada, Atlanta is the business heart of the south and Florida gets the tourism money
There are already so many snowbirds in Florida that its almost another canadian province.
And every snowbird employs 20 Latinos who are there year round raising families. South Floridas demographics have higher representation from like 10 other Latin American countries before Mexican though, so maybe it should be it’s own sort of city state with the rest going to Mexico.
How about all of it just Canada?
If you want to see a vision of the future, imagine a bag of milk being poured on a human face - forever.
SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind
As long as they aren’t in the same country as NC.
Nope. Agreed.
As long as its one or the other I’m happy.
Hey yo why the fuck am I still in the same country as the carolinas get that shit out of here
