I don’t want to go.

Bite me!

Boom goes the Dynamite!

Hold my beer…

Delete my browsing history!

Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!

I’ll show you true human nature.

I’m off to… Bombay!

*Dies in a particularly violent unceremonious explosion*

“I-…fuck me, I had something ready for thi–”

farts

Pasta la vista, baby.

I don’t do this to save them, I do this to release you from your wretched vows and commit your memory to the eternal flames. may we both burn brightly in hell.

in a less serious tone

Hey, Listen!

“Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I’ve ever done, and I’m not gonna get to see it.”

alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage… “To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!”

“As a language model, I’m unable to produce a badass quote.”