I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.
Sorry, couldn’t locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!
Guess I have to do it myself like every fucking thing around this goddamned place.
…mom?
I like how it appears that you’ve just chucked everything into an inferno, which is exactly correct.
Yeah it’s called cooking try it sometime.
“Cooks” with propane, blows face off
Taste the meat not the heat.
your username is aggressive to say the least so I’m glad the energy you are bringing matches that
Its like youre summoning a succubro.
Clutch!
It’s fine. We’ll just deduct that from your wages for today. Make sure it doesn’t happen again please.
At least I still have my gayges…
that was just my name in college
Oh shit I love white monsters , am I gay?
Depends. How do you feel about rollerblades?
They’re fabulous!
One of us! One of us! 🌈
It can’t hurt to try it out.
Welp, guess I better go tell my wife
No need - she told me last night that she already knows
Oh that’s a relief! …. Wait
Is Loona considered a monster?
Wait I’ve been drinking gay juice?!?
Are you casually admitting to appropriating gay culture?
I’m sorry I didn’t know!
Ignorance isn’t a defense it just makes you look ignorant.
How did you get in my kitchen???
Making it easy to recycle by separating the inner plastic from the metal and drinking it, to help a little with the excess plastic waste?
Nice.
My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.
Give it some hot sauce for the +
You forgot the quinoa.
Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it’s gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?
Because I’m not as smart as I hoped I would be by now. How’s it feel conversing with internet strangers who are too dumb to decide whether quinoa or queso would go better on a sandwich? Huh, mister smart guy? Not so tuff now that I’m asking the hard questions are you?
I am pretty hard now that you’re asking the tuff questions, if that counts.
I may have walked into that one, but I have to commend you for your witty ribaldry. Shakespeare would approve.
As long as he’s shaking his speare
The last time I was hanging out on Lemmy eating a fresh LGBTQ+ and had some of that white gooey Q running from the corner of my mouth into my beard, I had like 3 little sysadmins follow me home. Then my wife gets all weird and comes outside to shoo them away with a broom, yelling about how we already use Linux. And I’m like girl don’t be so hasty to run them off – see if you can borrow some of those thigh-high stockings first!
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QUESO
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no es un comida completa sin queso
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Does that mean no trans fats?
Yeah no more, we’re saturated
Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.
I’ll still let it be in my mouth.
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Try the cream of sum yung gai.
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Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold
This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.
How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.
Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda
Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.
BREAKING: Hungary has invaded and occupied Turkey! It has changed its country’s name to “Full”
hot soup instead of gayzpacho
“You’re a SMEEEEE–”
What’s a traditional queer meal?
As a gay man, Olive Garden’s “Pasta e Fagioli” comes to mind.
But are you traditionally gay?
do you think maybe you enjoy going to Olive Garden not for the pasta, but due to the abandonment issues you have with your family?
after all, when you go to Olive Garden, you’re family.
Thankfully, hubby makes a great copycat of the OG version.
Is there hotdogs in it?
Ass.
Penises
Peni
Uhhhh… In post war UK, probably diethylstilbestrol with a cyanide apple for dessert?
thanks i was looking for dinner plans for the week!
estrogen burger
Just load after load of heavy whipping cream
Fudge.
I thought only packed fudge was queer… dam have I been appropriating?
Tom Cruise is out.
two hot dogs no bun for example
But a hot dog in the bun is not?
Hot dogs and… Uhhh… Corn?
Corn dogs for sure.
Mr Brains Pork [redacted]
Hare pie with dill dough
I remember when quiche was considered gay food, ahh the old days
Quiche then: “What are you, some kinda homo? Gaaaaaaaay!”
Quiche now: “Bro, look, I meal prepped my breakfast for the week. Protien bro!”
We have traditional foods?
Contrary to what is thought where I grew up I’m gay because I want to eat pussy not because I eat tofu
Want to naked snuggle a tofu lady now ngl
Are hot dogs gay?
EDIT: Is erotically sucking on hot dogs gay?
EDIT 2: Asking for a friend. I don’t do that. I’m like super popular and cool and go on lots of dates.
EDIT 3: Still less horny than violet08
Are hot dogs gay?
Hot dogs, brauts, really any kind of sausage. Also zucchini, carrots, you better believe egg plants are right out.
No hot dogs are tacos therefore their traditional Mexican fare.
I’ll continue to eat lesbeans to my heart’s content. You can pry my Bush’s from my cold, dead hands.
What the fuck is a queer food? I’m queer are bagel bites a queer food?
It’s just humorous rage bait.
Yeah It’s called playing into it my guy
It depends on your gender identity - if you’re a man, bananas are queer, but for women, they’re straight. Anything that non-binary people eat is queer. HTH!
No, but bagels are a lesbian food
It is known
Hot dogs and bananas are pretty gay.
Spotted dick?
Oh honey you bet I did
always glad to help my friend richard with his lifts
Cerspence is joking right? I sometimes miss satire, which this has to be, right? Because no one is this stupid. Right?
Yes
Thanks, I feel better now.
I hope so but, if not, I want to know which foods are queer. I need a list.
Bananas.
He runs a satire cringe YouTube channel so yes
Wtf is it with these exclusionary people always have to “YOU CANNOY HAVE DREADLOCKS THST IS RACIST EHITE PEOPLE NEVER HAD DREADS” and nice, sweet things like these…
Fuck you, I do what I want to do and if you’re butt hurt because you don’t like my food them find a therapist
I have asked four black people I know about whites wearing dreadlocks. The answers ranged from my cousin‘s Nigerian wife; „Haha, nah, it’s fine.“ to my neighbor „That’s something only white women care about“.
It’s a step on the spiral of moral purity, that doesn’t actually improve the life of any black person.
As a black dude with dreads I don’t care about white ppl with dreads. I just need you all to stop assuming I’m rasta or I’ll sell you weed
Edit: white dudes with dreads are the biggest culprits and the MOST annoying about it
Ok, but do you have weed?
For reference, I look like John Lennon with longer hair and I definitely have weed. So the stereotype about me is 100% true.
Black dude whose hair cannot produce dreads: also don’t care. It’s a hair style.
Posts like this are proof positive of Dead Internet Theory, because surely no human could be this oblivious to an obvious joke
Fuck you, I do what I want
And you will be heckled accordingly
All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.
They probably drink water too!
Yes, but do they breathe air??
We also eat cock. If you eat dick, you might be gay. Like, a small chance.
Or British. Which, in a thread about appropriating food, spotted dick makes me giggle even more.
I love to dive into a muffin!
